MSNBC Answers Its own Question

What keeps me up at night, MSNBC? Why, how convenient: The 75-year-old fugitive!

Fugitive arrested 28 years after prison escape [AP/MSNBC]
Wednesday: 75-Year-Old To Finally Be Thrown Back In Jail

Operation Extra Cheese

There’s an ad for a pizza shop in this week’s South Philly Review — like PW, owned by Review Publishing — that kind of caught my eye:

That’s on page 14. On page 15, accompanying this article, is this photo:

So that’s how everyone’s getting those guns — through illegal pizza topping deals! Someone alert the police!

Still: A buck off a gun. That’s not a bad deal. Hey, where are my scissors…

Stealing a piece of the pie [South Philly Review]