Even Recently Freed Journalists Have Only One Thing On The Mind

Over the weekend, journalist Paul Salopek was freed from jail in Sudan — where he was arrested for writing “false news” and other offenses — and returned to the United States.

Hooray! Paul, what are you going to do next:

Salopek said that after he visits Columbus, he plans to “make rounds in Chicago and Washington to rack up an enormous beer tab.”

Is it any surprise this man’s a two-time Pulitzer winner?

Jailed reporter passed time with chess, goat porridge [AP/CNN.com]