Exclusive Photoshop Of Kate Moss

Okay, okay: Kate Moss was at Johnny Brenda’s Saturday night, which is hilariously awesome. (It was also chronicled on Twitter; look, she was at Black Cat in DC, too!)

There were no photos of the event, which means I have taken this opportunity to make my very own Kate Moss at Johnny Brenda’s photo, which you see above. I am now going to sell this Photoshop photo to TMZ for eleventy-million dollars and retire to my own private island in the middle of the Schuylkill.

Kate Moss Dips Into Johnny Brenda’s, Philebrity Finally Finds A Use For This Twitter Thing [Philebrity]

Leftovers: Go Westbrook!

• Brian Westbrook misses practice today; team says he’ll play Sunday. Let’s hope so. [Inquirer]

• JGT thinks Larry Mendte has a dark family secret. [Johnny Goodtimes]

• Earlier this week, super-hip/super-awesome Fishtown bar Johnny Brenda’s opened, and here’s a 411 with how it went from hip dive bar to seemingly awesome music venue in a fairly short amount of time. [Philebrity]

• I have no idea what prompted this quasi-hit piece on Enrico “The 700 Level” Campitelli in the Inquirer from Frank Fitzpatrick today, but I do have an idea of what the Inquirer doesn’t get: EVERYTHING. [Inquirer]

• The best part about mocking self-published authors on your blog? Sometimes, they write in the comments. [Citizen Mom]

Leftovers: In My Day, Halfballs Cost A Nickel

• Hey, oldies! Remember halfball? No? Oh, wait, no, of course not. Well, to jog your memory, there’s a documentary being made about that, kick the can, jump rope, hopscotch and all those other games that we kiddies can’t believe actually existed. Photo by Kristin Wolak. [South Philly Review]

• The statue-inspiring film star himself, Sly Stallone, had his 60th birthday bash over the weekend. Sly would watch that halfball documentary and still have no idea what halfball is. (Rimshot.) [AP/Yahoo!]

• Could Johnny Brenda’s be replacing Johnny Goodtimes as the one and only savior of Metro? Time will only tell. [Foobooz]

• Sorry for being behind on the possible Philadelphia ban on foie gras proposed by Myspace City Councilman Jack Kelly. Here’s a big ol’ recap. [Politics Philly]

• If you’re wondering which senators and representatives are in favor of the anti-gay marriage amendment to the Constitution, here’s a helpful list. [AMERICAblog]

• Speedier cheap rail to New York City is possibly coming! Of course, by “cheap” they mean “still expensive, but not quite as bad as Amtrak or a plane.” [Inky]

• And, finally, America must not want the world to get too into our own brand of football, as we’ve sent Ivy Leaguers to Japan to them how it’s done. Actually, Ivy football is lots o’offense, not much defense, so this might work. [KYW 1060]