John Updike To Do Photo Shoot In Bikini

Here’s a little pop quiz for you. What is funnier than suburban alt-weekly Philly EDGE — which usually limits its coverage to the always-popular hot girl with puppies genre — doing a story on John Freakin’ Updike?

Give up?

It’s when the first reference in the story is to “Reading native John Updike.”

Coming soon from Philly EDGE: A story about “Germany native The Pope.”

Living legend [Philly EDGE]
May 26: Puppy! Girl! Yay! Et Cetera!

Happy 300th Birthday, Ben! You truly are the “Greatest American with Psoriasis!”

Of all his accomplishments, having psoriasis is clearly his most important. (Other famous Americans with psoriasis? John Updike and The Beav. Elite company!)

Group Makes Ben Franklin Their Disease Poster Boy [KYW 1060]