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That John Is A Bad Murtha–Shut Your Mouth!

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John Murtha, a U.S. Representative from Western Pennsylvania, is a war hero who conservatives don’t like because he doesn’t support all wars, namely the little trillion-dollar war (that was supposed to pay for itself) going on now. He’s also one of the kings of pork projects on Congress, and is one of the members who doesn’t want transparency.

And, also, he’s totally awesome because he curses at reporters:

“After a recent House vote, [Murtha] stopped for a moment in the lobby adjacent to the House floor, just steps from his corner, to take a question from a reporter about the difficulty of piecing together which members got how much money for which projects in his bill.”

“Murtha answered abruptly before walking away. ‘So, you have to work,’ he said. ‘Tough shit.’”

Ha! You can waste as much money as you want, Johnny, as long as you keep cursing at reporters. That shit is comedy gold.

John Murtha, Soft Underbellies, and Other Pleasant Imagery [Hit & Run]
Shut up, I read it for the drug reporting

Leftovers: A Bone A Day Keeps The Vet Away

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• The Inquirer reports today about the exploding business of health insurance for pets. This little chart with the article lets us know that the top insurance claim for dogs is skin allergies and the top claim for cats is urinary tract infections. Thanks, Inquirer! [Inky]

• Allen Iverson’s mom’s ABA basketball team — of course she has a basketball team — won its first game 145-141 in double overtime last night. Can’t top Enrico’s line: “The ABA, where Kyle Korver could be named defensive player of the year.” [The 700 Level]

• Pennsylvania’s Jack Murtha could become House Majority Leader. And Will Bunch is against it! Black is white, day is night, the world is spinning on its head! [Attytood]

• Thursday, the Air Force awarded a contract to Boeing to build 141 helicopters in its Ridley Township plant. This news, of course, came about a week late to help Curt Weldon. All together now: Muahahaha! [Inky, 2nd item]