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NBC 10 Reports NBC 10 Can’t Get Answers

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“Only NBC 10 was there as [Marvin] Harrison arrived back in Philadelphia Monday after leaving mini camp in Indianapolis.” Wow, what a scoop!

Unfortunately for NBC 10, NFL Player Avoids NBC10 Questions In Connection With Shooting, as the headline says. That didn’t stop this from being the lead story (apparently) on the 6 o’clock news yesterday:

“Hey, Marvin, do you want to clear anything up,” NBC 10’s John Clark asked.

Clark met Harrison at the Philadelphia International Airport Monday.

“Hey Harrison,” Clark said.

Harrison talked on his cell phone and suddenly changed directions several times to avoid a single question from NBC 10. Moments later while still on his cell phone, he walked into an office and closed the door.

After coming out, Harrison got creative. He faked running down a set of stairs in an apparent attempt to confuse the NBC 10 photographer.

He won’t even take questions from John Clark, the happiest man in Philadelphia? Whoa, you know something is wrong, then.

NFL Player Avoids NBC10 Questions In Connection With Shooting [NBC 10]

Breaking: Radio Host Says Something Sexist

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Howard Eskin said something controversial again! Uh oh! What ever will the Don Imus of Philadelphia sports talk radio do?

After Danica Patrick argued with another driver who bumped her or something, the following conversation took place on NBC 10’s Sports Final:

Some, however, did consider Eskin’s comments shocking about Patrick, who accused fellow driver Dan Weldon of intentionally bumping her car’s tire.

“I’ve got something to keep Danica out of trouble,” Eskin said during Sunday night’s show.

“Oh, we’re going to get in trouble here. Oh no,” said NBC 10’s John Clark at his side.

Eskin continued, “It starts with three pints fresh strawberries, one-half cup of white sugar. It’s a strawberry shortcake recipe.”

Ha ha! Get it? Because only men should be race car drivers and women should be in the kitchen! Boy, what a knee-slapper. I can’t wait ’til a female calls his show and he asks her what she’s cooking for dinner. Wouldn’t it be great to go back to the time where manly men played sports and women cooked whole turkey legs afterward?

In response, Eskin literally said: “Come on, ladies, lighten up.” Dem dames should know there place! He also said there’s a war going on or something, because Americans are too stupid to care about two things at once. (This, sadly, is true.)

In response to the controversy, NBC 10 did a whole segment about it and concluded that sexism is hilarious as long as it’s not about black women’s basketball players.

Eskin Stirs Up Controversy With Racecar Driver, Baking Remark [NBC 10]

I’ll Break Yo Neck, John Clark!

Okay, so the Eagles lost on Saturday night to the Saints, eliminating the Birds from the playoffs. But before they lost, NBC 10’s John Clark managed to scrounge up the greatest Saints fan in New Orleans. (Apologies for the low quality.)

No, no, no, WHOOOOO!

Crazy ass Saints fan [YouTube via Steve O.]

‘Daily News’ Sexy Singles Have The Right Idea

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Today brings the men’s turn to shake their sexy single maker (or whatever), as the Daily News finishes up its fourth annual Sexy Single competition. (Here’s a look at the women we did yesterday.)

There’s, really, only one two things you need to know about this year’s crop of male sexy singles. First (italics mine):

Michael J. Morano

Age: 25
Job: Tile/carpet installer.
Neighborhood: Parkwood. [...]
Claim to fame: Can bench-press 300 pounds.
Back in the day: Played football for Archbishop Ryan High School.
Secret dream: To be an extreme wrestler. “I’ve just watched it since I was little.”
E-mail: jmorano [at] morganlewis.com.

Parkwood’s Michael J. Morano is a tile/carpet installer who moonlights as a lawyer on the side.

And…

John Clark

Age: 31
Job: Sports anchor, NBC 10.
Neighborhood: Conshocken [sic].
Bad boy moment: Once made out with his girlfriend in real estate mogul Donald Trump’s backyard.
Lusts for: Kristin Cavallari from “Laguna Beach.”

NBC 10’s John Clark likes 19-year-olds.

Good & plenty [Daily News]
Kristin Cavallari [NBC 10]
Yesterday: Sexy Singles Love Their Phillies, Uh, Pitchers