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Breaking: Fox Combines Two Best Stories Of Week

Yesterday, during Bruce Gordon’s report on the Milton Man March on Fox 29:

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Yes, that’s Joey Sweeney of Philebrity and Infiniti pitchman. I am shocked, shocked, shocked somebody found a way to combine the Joey Sweeney story and the Milton Street story. I am even more shocked it wasn’t me.

Casket, Singing Highlight Milton Street’s Rally [MyFox Philly]
Monday: Hipsters Now Popular Enough To Shill $30K Cars

Hipsters Continue Infiniti Media Blitz

I must say, I was so enamored by the Joey Sweeney/Philebrity Infiniti testimonial that I missed this continuation of the Philebrity/Infiniti crossover later in the magazine (click to enlarge):

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m picking one up tomorrow.

Yesterday: Hipsters Now Popular Enough To Shill $30K Cars

Hipsters Now Popular Enough To Shill $30K Cars

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You might be wondering just what the above photo is. Or, if you know who the people are, you might be wondering just why Philebrity power couple Joey Sweeney and Ruth Carpenter are standing in front of their Nolibs loft palming an Infiniti G.

Well, I’ll clue you in: Sweeney and Carpenter are featured in a three-page “Special Advertising Section” (read: advertisement) for the Infiniti G, which they enjoyed on a weekend at the Tropicana. (”Of course!” you’re saying as you slap your head. “Of course this blogger and his girlfriend were featured in a three-page spread about their weekend with a $30,000 car at the Tropicana in Atlantic City! I should have known that!”)

Follow me after the jump for an in-depth analysis of the advertisement.

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Leftovers: Blogger Battle

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• Ooh, blogfight! This time it’s between Philebrity editor Joey Sweeney and ex-Philebrity contributor Jonathan Valania. This blogfight is unique in that one of the two doesn’t even have a blog yet. Impressive work. Valania sez: “He needs to realize that he didn’t invent the Internet in Philadelphia.” Point! “He thinks the world is dying without Jonathan Valania’s Philebrity II,” sez Sweeney. Counter-point! If we can somehow get Will Bunch and Atrios involved in this, then the Philly blogoverse might just explode in a haze of lefty politics, snark and idiocy. God, please make that happen. [Daily News]

• Our old pal Will Bunch on the media coverage of the Amish killings: “We saw a decent chunk of the breathless, wall-to-wall coverage of the Amish country shooting spree on CNN, and we wondered if Charles Carl Roberts had been pushed over the edge by CNN’s breathless, wall-to-wall coverage of the other recent school shootings. Somehow, that issue wasn’t raised on CNN.” Next murder in Philadelphia (give it a few minutes), I’m totally saying Bunch’s most recent blog post pushed the killer over the edge. [Attytood]

• The man accused of killing a cop in a Newtown hospital’s ER last yearwas hospitalized yesterday after — and wait for the shocker here! — allegedly hitting a prison guard. Robert Flor, the accused, had previously threatened the guard. It’s all part of his plan to sabatoge any chance of being found not guilty before the trial even begins. Er, wait. [Bucks County Courier Times]

Play interviews ex-Real Cancun star and ex-Tufts sex columnist Amber Madison on her new sex book for women. The highlight is a discussion on why straight men don’t write abotu sex: “A guy saying ‘grab your boobs,’ that’s kind of scary. ‘Whoa, buddy, chill out.’” So that’s why our date didn’t go well. [Play]

Blogicized: This is why we can’t have nice things

• Whoo! Pennsylvania legislators are all trying to ban gay marriage in the state constitution! Merry Christmas! And a gay-bashing new year! I just can’t wait for all the wife-cheatin’ politicians ramble on about the “sanctity of marriage.” [America's Hometown]

• One small side note to the Mumia-gets-an-appeal ruling that happened today: the people at Geno’s finally have something to complain about. [Philebrity]

• Apparently, SEPTA riders want nice things like token machines that work and on-time service and don’t care if the trains are ugly. Hmm, maybe. [Starting a Landslide in My Ego]

• Any excuse for Will Bunch to quote The Boss. It’s okay, man. I dig it. [Attytood]

This post is philarious

Not to get too meta/inside baseball for you here, but I noticed a sentence in this Weekly Press story about the opening of Cira Centre that caught my eye:

On stage for the ceremonial grand opening, Mayor Street made a few light remarks, as did Joey Sweeney, chief CEO for Brandywine.

Holy shit! The editor of Philebrity is CEO of Brandywine Realty Trust? Was that your birthday present? Geeze, you think you know someone…

Cira “Left of” Centre Skyscraper [Weekly Press]
Boyfriend - Joey Sweeney [BewitchedBy]
Profile - Jerry Sweeney, CEO [Brandywine Realty Trust]