Eagles Draft Hunky Return Man; Straight Women, Gay Men And A Few Straight-But-Strangely Attracted Eagles Fans Swoon

The NFL Draft was held over the weekend, and the Eagles actually bucked tradition and seemingly did a really good job drafting. They sat at No. 14 in the first round, and drafted a big defensive tackle (Brodrick Bunkley) — and then they moved up in the second round and drafted a big offensive tackle (Winston Justice). Daily News headline writers have already used “Justice prevails.”

The highlight of the draft, though, was the Eagles’ pick of Jeremy Bloom, olympic skiier and wide receiver/punt returner. He’s small, but he’s remarkably fast, and should be able to add some boost to the return game.

Oh, yeah, and he looks like this (via Blinq):

At publication, Center City clubs are preparing for an onslaught of athlete-loving twentysomething women not seen since a young Pat Burrell first hit the scene.

Full Bloom [Blinq]