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 Forget naked people. The real big story in Bucks County is its many recent UFO sightings!
What started with a single UFO sighting over a Middletown Mexican restaurant Jan. 26 has turned into a science fiction sensation.
Spaceships were spotted over Sesame Place.
Black boomerangs were reported over Citizens Bank Park during the Phillies National League Championship series. [They wanted to see Manny, clearly.--ed.]
An extraterrestrial even was seen recently in the men’s department of the local JCPenney, smiling at our women.
With more than 50 reports from Bucks since January, the Pennsylvania Mutual UFO Network says it now will gather here for its next alien hunter conference Jan. 24 at Bucks County Community College.
How fitting the UFO conference will gather on the most depressing day of the year (well, according to a press release at least).
State MUFON coordinator John Ventre is scheduled to discuss what he calls the”"Pennsylvania UFO Wave.” The list of speakers also includes self-professed local abductees, including history professor David Jacobs of Temple University.
Shit! It’s a veritable wave of UFOs! And kudos to Bucks County Courier Times reporter James McGinnis for playing along (this isn’t the first time):
On June 23, a woman reported seeing an “alien entity” in the JCPenney’s men’s section.
“He was standing by a clothes rack,” the report said. “She described him as being male, no hair, gray skin, almond black eyes with a lumpy heavily wrinkled face.” The alien appeared to be shopping and had a “pleasant smile” for ladies in the store.
Yet the woman told MUFON she decided to leave the scene “because she and her husband were planning to attend a movie.”
(It’s not known which outlet the aliens chose for their shopping spree, though several other sightings were reported near the Oxford Valley Mall.)
It’s good to know the impending alien invasion won’t be that bad; the aliens have the same commitment to savvy shopping as we do, at least.
In unrelated news, the UFO Call Center is tired of getting prank calls.
After UFO sightings, alien hunters to gather here [Bucks County Courier Times]
Thanks, Joe
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