Donald Trump Understands Politics

It’d been a while since Donald Trump had been in the news around here, so yesterday he bashed Ed Rendell at a New Jersey golf course opening. It turns out that, instead of giving the casinos in Philadelphia to Donald Trump, Ed Rendell went and gave them to his friends instead! At least this is what Donald Trump says; considering this is also how politics works, I see no reason to think he’s wrong.

“What the governor did is outrageous,” Trump said. “He let a group of his political friends go to another site.” But the Daily News got the other side of the story:

Rendell “has always considered Donald Trump a friend,” Ardo said. “That should put to rest any insinuations that only friends were considered for gaming licenses.”

Ha, ha! Um, I guess. In other Trump news, Ivanka Trump is on the cover of Atlantic City Weekly this week, and she’s a Trump people actually like (and even admire!), so let’s just forget all about this Donald guy. Wait, who?

Trump: Rendell’s no friend of mine [Daily News]
Trump Sumptuousness [AC Weekly]

Ivanka Trump Back On The Market

It’s been a while since I’ve written about fellow Class of 2004 Penn graduate Ivanka Trump, what with her rich boyfriend and all. (Why does she need a rich boyfriend? Shouldn’t she allow poor girls to do that?)

But, alas! Ivanka Trump and her boyfriend, NY real estate mogul Jared Kushner, have apparently broken up. New York opines:

But here’s our problem: They. Are. Too. Attractive. To. Break. Up. He is gorgeous, she’s a knockout. They’re both bajillionaires with Ivy League educations who are nine feet tall and thin. And they’re funny and charming, too. IF THEY CAN’T MAKE IT WORK IN THIS CITY, NOBODY CAN.

The good news: I get a lot of Google hits for Ivanka Trump, and I hadn’t written about her in a while. Phew. Naked nude xxx Ron Paul!!

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Sunder Relationship, Our Hearts [Daily Intel]

Ivanka Trump’s (Fake?) Boobs Are Everywhere

Today’s Daily News continues the theme of nonstop Ivanka Trump boob coverage, which means I have to write about it as usual so I can run this photo of Ivanka Trump.

Let’s do the background: Rumors were swirling sometime late last year that Ivanka Trump got a boob job in Mexico, because we all know that if you want good health care, you go to East Timor, and if you can’t find it there, then you go to Mexico! (Aren’t we the king of plastic surgeons? I can’t imagine any other country produces more plastic surgeons per capita than we do.)

And, after the Golden Globes, Gross reported her boobs were definitely bigger. He followed it up a few weeks later with a denial from Ivanka and from Donald Jr.

And now, today:

The plot thickens. Donald Trump refused to comment yesterday morning on Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite Radio show about whether his daughter, who like himself is a Wharton grad, has gotten implants. Ivanka hasn’t entirely answered the question, and her brother, Donald Jr., got angry the other week when 102.9 WMGK’s John DeBella and sidekick Brian Carothers quoted one of our recent columns and asked him about the implants.

Now this conspiracy to protect Ivanka from having the awful truth that she got a boob job — No! No celebrity has ever done that before! — has expanded to include not only Donald Jr. but The Trumpster himself. Pretty soon Dan Gross is going to be talking to the president about this.

Another titillating Trump tidbit [Daily News, 3rd item]
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‘DN’ Continues Coverage Of Ivanka Trump’s Boobs

The Daily News‘ Dan Gross continues his coverage of all things Ivanka Trump- and boob-related with another lead item about the Wharton grad’s chest. You may remember back last month when Gross reported Ivanka Trump’s boobs were much bigger at the Golden Globes than the last time he saw her. She reportedly got implants in Mexico.

Donald Jr. was on John DeBella’s 102.9 WMGK morning show yesterday and lashed out at reports about his sister’s breast implants, Gross reports:

“Don’t piss off an overprotective brother… If you don’t want me to explode, you better stop with the Ivanka questions.”

Oh snap! After Donald Jr. declared the breasts 100 percent real, Gross called up Ivanka’s publicist, who gave this quote from Ivanka: “Completely false. The only thing I do in Mexico is build buildings.”

Hmm. That really wasn’t a response I was expecting. Did you get breast implants? No, I build buildings!

Dan Gross | Bro: Sis Ivanka’s boobs real [Daily News]
Jan. 18: Daily News: Rich People Sometimes Get Boob Jobs

Daily News: Rich People Sometimes Get Boob Jobs

The Daily News‘ Dan Gross has a big scoop today, confirmed with his own two eyes: Ivanka Trump has new boobs.

While he admits he’s no “Dr. 90210,” Gross writes that “the former model’s Golden Globes were large and in charge.” (Cute.) Gossip sites had been reporting the 25-year-old Wharton grad went to Mexico and got a boob job sometime last year. Because if there’s one place to get surgery, it’s Mexico! (Well, if Paraguay isn’t available.) But Gross writes he talked to Trump when she was in town in May, and she’s definitely bigger now.

Okay: So Ivanka has new boobs. Like every other rich person. Only one question: Silicone or saline?

Dan Gross | A larger Ivanka? [Daily News]