Leftovers: ‘Twins’ Residual Checks Not Enough For Danny DeVito

• Danny DeVito will be joining the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which begins again on FX Thursday. Hollywood insiders are confident that DeVito can speed up the process of the show’s cancellation. [Daily News]

• Here’s what people did in the 1940s down the shore: “It was the height of World War II. [Al] Cunard remembers military patrols walking up and down the beaches, having to shutter the cottage’s windows in air-raid drills, even keeping a bucket of kerosene handy to wash the tarry oil from feet sullied by fuel oil that washed ashore from ships sunk by German U-boats.” Thank you, Lord, for letting my shore trips be a bit more fun. [Camden Courier-Post]

• Skateboarding is probably the only time white suburban kids feel some Michael Smerconish-approved profiling. Be very afraid, shaggy-haired teens with boards. [Daily News]

• Press release of the day: Sherman He[l]msley to attend Altoona Curve game on Wednesday, June 28. [Altoona Curve]

• Lines of the day, courtesy of George Mallet’s blog about horses: “I have a tendency to hit the saddle harder than I should when I’m posting,” and “Plus, it is always a thrill to ride a retired athlete who competed in the sport of kings.” [George's Horse Blog]

• Today’s afternoon activity is obsessively checking the Phillies box score. Down 6-0 after six — it was scoreless through 5 1/2, of course — the Phillies tied it in the ninth on a solo shot by Chase Utley. First homer rookie sensation Jon Papelbon’s allowed all year. Now let’s cross our fingers… [Yahoo! Sports]