Giant Accountant, Uncle Sam Terrorize West Philadelphia With Giant Money

Man, how did everybody but the Weekly Press miss this Godzilla-like catastrophe the other day?

Bonus thought: What’s more terrifying, these giant monsters or the Quinto mascots?

IRS kicks-off relocation project at former 30th St. Post Office [Center City Weekly Press]

IRS Raids Gary Barbera Dealership

Yesterday, federal investigators showed up at Gary Barbera’s Jeepland in Northeast Philadelphia and shut down the dealership.

Police sources told NBC 10 the IRS went to Gary Barbera Chryslerland in Northeast Philly, and my head is starting to spin with how stupidly these car dealerships are named. IRS agents also went to his house, Gary Barbera Bedroomland, in Gladwyne.

Times used to be much simpler for Barbera, when he was simply being sued by Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent. But now the feds (from beeeautiful Washington) are on his tail. Hopefully this can be settled with a giant ad on the back of the sports section, possibly featuring an Eagles long snapper or something.

Feds show up at local car dealership [Fox 29]
IRS Investigating Well-Known Car Dealer [NBC 10]