Sarah Palin’s Irish Pub Trip

Oh, yeah, so: The debate. Eh. I didn’t watch it. I don’t care. But, look, people protested Sarah Palin outside of Irish Pub! And Ed Snider was there, huntin’ moose! And.. ah… oh, that’s about it.

She also wore a Phillies jacket. Quoting The 700 Level: “Rumor has it her next stop is Flushing, New York to help support the Mets post season trip to nowhere.” Ha, ha, ha. Oh, sorry.

Anyway, here’s what

It’s great to be here in the city of brotherly and sisterly love.

As you may know, the word Philadelphia means City of Brotherly Love. Looks like Sarah Palin is using a bit of liberal political correct speech (that’s also, um, incorrect). Yep, if there’s one thing Republicans love, it’s inclusion and political correctness.

No word if Sarah Palin went home with a PUA named JaMMeR who negged her all night. You know, things like, “Hey baby, I hear that Biden guy is more experienced.” Oh, or maybe he told her a story about his friend going on Maury!

Palin Glad-Hands To Cheers In Pub As Protesters Jeer Outside [Fox 29]

Sarah Palin. To Watch Debate. At Irish Pub.

Art from Foobooz passes along this information, another in a recent string of events in Philadelphia that are just so perfect it’s like somebody’s planting news stories for local bloggers to make jokes about.

So, yes, the headline is correct: Sarah Palin is tentatively watching the debate at Irish Pub tomorrow night. If you need to ask which one, just think: Which one could attract a crowd that would vote for John McCain, and which one is in the Gayborhood?

Fox 29 reports Palin is currently in “an unspecified location in our area.” Pat Burrell will, unfortunately, be unable to attend the Irish Pub soiree, as the Phils have a game. Oh, Burrell/Irish Pub jokes never get old.

This Week’s Sign Of The Apocalypse [Foobooz]

Pat Burrell’s Man-Purse

From a Phillies.com mailbag column:

I was watching an interview with Chase Utley, and at the end he said Pat Burrell owns a man purse. From your knowledge of the team, have you seen Burrell strutting around with a nice gator skin man purse? — Kyle M., Pitman, N.J.

In seven years of being around Burrell, I have yet to see Burrell with a man purse of any kind, and I don’t plan on asking him or Utley about it. That said, Utley ought to know, don’t you think?

Citizens of Philadelphia who frequent the Irish Pub, we eagerly await your report.