Warning: Small objects may be stolen

Last night on Action News, Jim Gardner shows us all the dangers of bringing an iPod to school:

Other little-known school facts later exposed on Action News: Bullies sometimes beat up weaker people, popular kids get laid more than unpopular ones and if you don’t study, you could fail your test!

Blogicized: Eight-year-olds, Dude

• The great note in this Chuck Pennacchio Blog post about Rick Santorum’s book (a little late, isn’t it?): “On page 54, Santorum pauses for an odd meditation on the social benefits of bowling leagues.” Well, duh! After all, Jesus is a great bowler. [Pennacchio for Pennsylvania]

• Yesterday, South Street’s KFC was protested by PETA. There were fake “chicken” legs everywhere. [Phillyist]

• Whoa. You can get laid on Myspace? [Philebrity]

• And, by God, be careful with that iPod. [Blinq]