Barack Obama, As Viewed By Morons

Hey, so Mike Huckabee won the Iowa caucus for the Republicans — good predictions, pundits! — and Barack Obama put in the best performance by a black quarterback since Donovan McNabb, winning for the Democrats.

Let’s head to my favorite source for commentary on anything (no, not Domelights, the Courier-Post forums, silly) to see what they’re thinking. Pretty much everything can be marked [sic].

• If you have to question a mans patriotism that is running for President…its too late. Obama does even put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem. Obama gives a lame excuse why he doesn’t wear a flag pin on his lapel.
• I am totaly against this guy. He tries so damn hard to hide his muslum background. If you feel you have to hide your religion, well, you must know something is wrong. I have seen video of this guy with his back to OUR flag while the athem was playing. SO sorry…this man is trash.
• all i have to say is if the democrats screw up this election (which is pretty much in the bag right now) by putting a black muslim in there as a choice, then i’m voting republican. AND I DON’T WANT TO. why not just open the door and invite osama bin laden in.
• OBAMA IS NO WHERE NEAR BLACK. CANT TRUST A MAN WHO HIDES HIS OWN RELIGION.
• but it’s scary to think that, even though oprah should be respected, people would vote for someone based on what a “celebrity” says.
• I don’t follow Obama but last night a supporter of Obama told me. That he was and so was Obama disenfranchised about the U.S. and agree with some european about our country. Now that is very FISHY.

Your voting public, everyone! On the plus side, no commenter has mentioned Ron Paul yet.

Incidentally, Barack Obama is not a muslim. He’s also not much of a dancer.

Huckabee, Obama win Iowa caucuses [Courier-Post]
[Awful image via Obamarama.org, which is so excited about Obama it hasn't updated since June]

Dennis Kucinich Finishes Second!

Noted UFO enthusiast, presidential candidate and little person Dennis Kucinich isn’t expected to make much of a showing in Iowa tonight. (Did you hear? We’re electin’ a president already!)

In the latest poll, Kucinich is at 1 percent. To put it in perspective, on the Republican side, Ron Paul polls at 10 percent.

He doesn’t have that much to fear, though. In a caucus of kids at Central High School, little Dennis finished second! Barack Obama won the caucus, which KYW 1060 reported by getting quotes like, “So it’s interesting to note Hillary’s slippage among potential voters here at Central and how that’s going to play out across the rest of the nation.” Okay.

Joe Biden finished third place, which is pretty much even funnier than Kucinich finishing second.