Just In Time For Easter, The Poll Of The Century!

1. Hey, if you’re going to do online polls — which are pretty worthless in all cases — you might as well do them on unimportant topics.

2. Definitely the bunny.

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Related: DIY Marshmallow Chicks [PW]

NBC 10 Puts New Spin On ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

A poll on NBC 10’s website:

Coming soon, the poll that will finally answer the question of which gender prefers Coke and which prefers Pepsi.

Macho Merlot? Company Markets Manly Wines [AP/NBC 10]

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia… Why?

A poll from 6 ABC:

Sadly, the list doesn’t include a special entry for Erin O’Hearn.

Earlier today: TV News, Hot Off The Wire

NBC 10 Has New-Look Website, Same Old Important Poll Questions

I want to know who the 705 people are who specifically request “imitation” maple syrup.

Vermont Governor Upset About Troops’ Fake Syrup In Iraq [AP/NBC 10]

If I had to answer, I’d pick ‘C,’ natch

I’ve never really thought about this before, to be honest. I think the chances of this happening to me are pretty slim. This is like asking me, “If your rocketship to the moon was too uncomfortable, would you demand a refund?” Sorry, NBC 10, but I don’t really have an answer.

The other 30,000+ people apparently take Internet polls much less serious than I do.

Woman Finds ‘Psycho, Crazy!!’ Comments On Prescription [AP/NBC 10]

Toy story

A poll from NBC 10:

What this proves? Eighty-seven Eighty-three (I either can’t type or do math) percent of the NBC 10 Internet audience on this poll would buy a sex toy. Neat.

Sex Toy Vending Machines Popular In Britain [AP/NBC 10]