Iverson’s Tats To Stay Put?

The big sports story today is that, according to Stephen A. Smith, Allen Iverson isn’t going anywhere. Basically, the 76ers don’t want to be the sucker and get nothing for the future Hall of Famer.

Here’s Philly.com’s front page:

Yeah, that’s the first thing I think of when I think about Iverson leaving town. The tattoos.

Stephen A. Smith | 76ers won’t accept lame offers for lame duck [Inquirer]
Vote: If he left, what would you miss most — The tattoos? [Philly.com]

NBC 10 Still Asking The Tough Questions

If you haven’t heard, Dustin “Screech” Diamond is selling t-shirts in order to raise money to avoid a foreclosure on his Wisconsin house. (If you want one of the shirts — they’re ugly, but it’s for a good cause, I guess — you can get them at getdshirts.com.) The AP story led NBC 10 to run this poll:

What, those two kids from last night’s Entourage episode aren’t on the list?

90s TV Star Faces Eviction [AP/NBC 10]
Entourage: Season 3 [Wikipedia]

Finally, An Internet Poll For The Rest Of Us

Yes! Finally an option I can vote for!

Archives: Geno’s

America Votes 2006

I’m afraid, but okay: Click.

CBS 3

American Speak

To be fair, though, Joe Vento voted 47,000 times.

6 ABC
May 50: Press 1 For Asshole

We Come In Peace

The question of intelligent life in outer space has yet to be answered. But, clearly, there’s no intelligence on this planet.

Well, At Least We Know Where Philadelphians Stand On This Issue

Poll: Do you agree with a recent Senate bill to make English the “National language?” [CBS 3, scroll down]

NBC 10 Asks The Important Questions

I’m a little wary of a poll that doesn’t distinguish between coulrophobics and recovering coulrophobics

NBC 10
Coulrophobia [Answers.com]

Ladies & Gentlemen, The Most Lopsided Internet Poll Ever

Julia Roberts debuted on Broadway last night, and didn’t get the best reviews. NBC 10 asked its viewers if they’d pay to see her on stage:

Now that’s funny.

Critics Rip Julia Roberts’ Broadway Debut [NBC 10]

Actually, Just Try And Look At This List Without Getting Depressed

I don’t know what’s worse: The people who voted for Dubya or the people who voted for Ford. Eh, at least there were a lot less of the latter.