Aug17 |
Leftovers: Amazing Paperboys Deliver!
• Yesterday, some would-be Bucks County robbers apparently didn’t know that paperboys don’t really carry any money, and they tried to rob them. The twin brothers ran away, but the suspects were later seen shooting paintballs at pedestrians. You know, when you rob the paperboy, you’ve sunk pretty low, but — as these men show — you can certainly go lower. [6 ABC] • Police have released the surveillance video of the robbery at Alex’s Lemonade Stand. The video shows actual cancer cells ransacking the place! Gasp! [CBS 3] • The Lehigh U. bank robber has gotten 22 months to 10 years in prison. Damn you, Party Poker! [AP/Metro] • There is a push going on to ban hotel room porn. All together now: From my cold, dead hands. [Pandagon] • Judge Lisa Richette was attacked for the third time in the last 20 years on a Philadelphia Center City streetcorner. On the plus side, the Daily News printed the word “bitch” (twice!) in a non-Byko column. [Daily News] • Today in Metro: Talladega Nights is not just a stupid Will Ferrell movie, it’s the most important piece of satire since Jonathan Swift wielded his mighty pen. [Metro] • And, finally, the Inquirer has discovered instant messaging. Just wait until they find out about that hip, new search engine Yahoo.com. [Inquirer] |
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Alex's Lemonade Stand, Bucks County, Courts, Crime, Inquirer, Instant Messaging, Leftovers, Lehigh, Lisa Richette, Metro, Paperboys, Porn, Will Ferrell
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