Wilson Goode Aide In New Shocking Unintentionally Hilarious Interview

It’s been about a month since we all decided to forget the name Latrice Bryant, the aide to Councilman Wilson Goode who makes $90,000 a year to call Fox 29 racist during City Council meetings.

Well, for some reason, today she’s doing an interview with NBC 10’s Harry Hairston! At both 4 and 11!

Hairston explains how nonsensical the interview is going to be:

“I think on one hand I was able to understand some of her concerns and what she felt,” Hairston said. “But on the other hand I was a little bit confused as far as what she can see from this. What did she learn? Can’t you see how this looks?”

Bryant again cited race as a factor, Hairston added.

“There’s a tone of race in her interview,” he said. “I don’t know why. That didn’t fully come out.”

So it seems like she will continue to act like she is boinking Councilman Goode, surely a good way to bolster denials of a romantic relationship.

There isn’t an election anymore to get peoples’ minds off this whole situation, so it’ll be interesting to see what, if anything, Goode does to get the local media’s attention away from it. My suggestion: A cute wittle itty bitty puppy should do the trick. If not: Geeze, I dunno, drop C4 on a city block?

Goode’s aide will tell her story during televised interview today [Daily News]

But Who Did He Call First?

A man said he was so upset to find a hangman’s noose at his job he felt he had to contact not only local authorities.

He also had to call Harry Hairston and the NBC 10 Investigators.

It’s okay, PECO says, because the man who showed the noose was just practicing tying knots. Oh, and they’ve hired a “diversity consultant.”

Man Reports Finding Hangman’s Noose At PECO Facility [NBC 10]

Like A Bat Out Of Northeast Philly

The latest, greatest report by our town’s own own Carl Monday, Harry Hairston, is none other than the invasion of bats in one Northeast Philly neighborhood.

The bats, neighbors say, are from the home of one man, who has bats in his attic and hasn’t gotten them taken care of — because he wants to do it humanely. The neighbors cannot enjoy that rarified Northeast Philly air after 8:30 p.m., they say, because they get attacked by bats. They contacted the city, only to find out that the city doesn’t have any bat policy.

It could be worse, though, the neighbors say. They could be attacked by lesbian Batgirl instead.

Bats Attack Philly Neighborhood [NBC 10]
Batwoman To Return As Lesbian [AP/NBC 10]
Are you like me? Did you say, “Wait, Batgirl wasn’t a lesbian before?”