Haiku Contest: Update

I haven’t checked out your haikus yet but my parents tell me there are a couple good ones. Hooray! Everyone who entered as of right now gets some piece of crap from my desk if he or she wants it. (I have like five screeners of Leverage, featuring Academy Award-winner Timothy Hutton!) Updates regarding this to follow.

Philly.com, Meet Haiku

I cannot believe
This is a weekly feature
I’m blaming Tierney

I am haiku champion!

Insta-contest!: Write your best Philly.com haiku feature haiku and win something from my desk. I’ll even give you a choice: A Frank TV clock, a Semi-Pro “We’re #4″ foam hand, a copy of the book Destiny at Your Fingertips: Discover the Inner Purpose of Your Life and What It Takes to Live It or a gallon paint can from Phillies Paint the Town Red Week in 2006. Winner will be chosen by me later today if I remember.

Live Haiku Challenge [Philly.com]
Thanks, Jon P.

Getting poetic about T.O.

Today is the last day Terrell Owens will be a member of the Philadelphia Eagles, as — if the Eagles don’t cut him today — they owe him a $5 million roster bonus. To celebrate that, NBC 10 has come up with a fantastic promotion:

I can’t be sure what
makes this contest so silly
Yeah, it’s the photo

Write A ‘Goodbye T.O.’ Haiku! [NBC 10]