Blogicized: Whatamaneuver!

• I can only assume that these juveniles attacking Drexel kids with 2×4s are the sons and daughters of Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Hoooooooooo! [Livejournal Philadelphia]

• Phillies fan and Supreme Court Justice Sam Alito hired a former top aid to John Ashcroft to clerk for him. That’s like PW hiring John Updike to key in movie times. [Delaware Watch]

• Apparently Ed Snider said last night that he should move the 76ers to a town that appreciates them and loves the game of basketball. Eventually, with all the movement, all the NBA teams will have nonsensical nicknames: Utah Jazz, Los Angeles Lakers, Kansas City Sixers, Toronto Heat, Boston Bobcats, Philadelphia Celtics, Miami Trail Blazers, &c. [The 700 Level]

• The other day, I noted I love when Will Bunch makes fun of his paper’s own writers. Today, he’s apologizes: “[W]e went a tad too far in bashing [Christine Flowers] the other day, even if she was wrong… sorry, Christine.” Ooooooh, someone got in trouuuuuuble! [Attytood]