Paris Hilton Disses Guy In Groundhog Suit

A good use of $55, as far as I know, is not spending it on perfume so you can get Paris Hilton’s autograph. But I am not an economist, so maybe I’m wrong. What I do know is a great idea is spending the $55 so the state tourism office can get a photo of a groundhog with Paris Hilton.

Hugh E. got a tip the groundhog would be there yesterday, and, wouldn’t you know it, he was! No special favors, though, he had to stand in line and pay the money to buy Paris’ perfume.

After a three hour wait in a groundhog suit, he was suddenly yelled at by someone and forced to take off his groundhog head. Paris Hilton’s security team (or whoever) just ruined the dreams of little children.

Oh, and Paris wouldn’t pose for a photo with the guy in the groundhog suit.

There’s a ton more great photos over at Hugh’s site.

Paris Hilton is such a marmot tease [Philly Chit Chat]