The King Rides Again

Everyone can stop writing now. There is a winner in the competition for Best Sentence Ever in the English Language, and it is this one, in an article about the new Burger King Xbox games:

Pocketbike Racer will feature a number of Burger King mascots, including the King, the Subservient Chicken, the Whopper Jr., and former host of E!’s Wild On series, Brooke Burke.

Please note that there are three Burger King Xbox games, including Sneak King, a Grand Theft Auto-style game where you play as The King and sneak up on people to give them whoppers. All three went on sale Sunday.

Sometimes humanity makes you just sit up and smile.

Burger King orders up Xbox games [Gamespot]
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