High School Hoopster Loves Hurricane

I’m becoming more and more fascinated with Tim Furlong’s “6:15″ reports, which run (surprise!) halfway through the 6 o’clock news. Sure, there’s the infamous 4:20 report, where Furlong reported the time 4:20 p.m. almost killed someone.

But not all his reports are the modern day equivalent of Reefer Madness. While there does seem to be a tone of “What you don’t know about your kids could kill them!” in Furlong’s reports, damn if they’re not usually somehow entertaining. (The 4:20 report was pretty much the best thing on TV all last year.)

And last night? Oh, just a story about a local high school basketball player who likes Hurricane Schwartz. “I was watching you since I was like 9 and I love you,” said Jamal “Hurricane” Wilson, who goes to Newman-Goretti. He’s also going to Rhode Island to play basketball (D-I, congrats) and study meteorology.

Clearly, this is TV news at its finest. But I suspect the other schools’ fans are going to have some fun come Catholic League playoff time.

High School Basketball Star Idolizes Hurricane [NBC 10]