Go To 76ers, Get A Job

Problem: The 76ers have won five straight and climbed into the playoff hunt, but still don’t attract any fans. Solution: Offer them jobs.

The job fair is on Wednesday, March 26th 2008 - doors open @ 3:00pm Stick around after career fair and watch the 76ers battle the Chicago Bulls. Your ticket includes admission into the job fair as well as a seat for the game.

It’s amazing that the career fair is billed first in this release. Tickets start at just $15, the same price as a 76ers game. It’s a decent deal, as all the teams are recruiting there, including the “Camden Rivers Sharks.”

76ers Career Fair [NBA Team Jobs]