Don Vito: ‘Just Kill Me Now”

Ha ha, remember the wacky uncle Vincent Margera from MTV’s show Viva La Bam? Well, yesterday he was convicted of two counts of sexual assault on a child at a skate park last year. He could end up spending the rest of his life in prison for it!

After hearing the verdict, the Associated Press reported Don Vito fell to the floor cursing and shouted, “Just kill me now!” Vito faces probation to six years for each count, but if he doesn’t comply with the sex offender treatment, he could end up dying in prison.

It’s a little strange how he was convicted. After all, he had this defense:

Defense attorney Pamela Mackey had argued that when Margera appeared at the skate park, he took on the persona of the outrageous and profane Don Vito. Mackey had said that Margera, a car painter, learned that the crazier he acted, the more his fans loved it.

It’s always the fault of the fans. Sentencing is Dec. 20!