‘I Got That On Video’

You sure did, man. You sure did.

(This clip totally looks like it was staged. Like 100 percent. But I don’t see any way how that’s possible. How do they know this is a Rays fan, too? Did this dude survive the fall? Who thought it was a good idea to throw a 40 at somebody? And what a fucking shot! Can the Phillies sign this guy up to replace Pat Burrell in left?)