In Other Pointy Object-Into-Body News…

Our buddy in York who was impaled going to Papa Roach the other day is in serious condition at the York Hospital, so hopefully he’ll be okay.

He isn’t the only one getting impaled on something, though. In Shanksville — yeah, that Shanksville — in Western Pa., an engineer studying wetlands at a hunting preserve was gored by a deer. But as the preserve owner notes:

Roger Harmon, who opened the preserve for deer, rams and wild boar five years ago, said it’s the first time anyone has been gored at the site.

An historic first goring at that!

Impaled fence climber in serious condition[York Daily Record]
Buck Gores Engineer Studying Pa. Wetlands [NBC 10]
Yesterday: Dude In York Impales Himself For Papa Roach