You Can Own A Little Slice Of Goo Gio God

Yes, you may now purchase the “God” eggplant on eBay! (Eggplant slices, you will note, cost $20 to ship.) The “Holy Eggplant” — as the sellers have dubbed it with great sacrilege — has an opening bid of $1,000, and will most certainly be purchased by an online casino or something, closing the chapter on the greatest miracle of all time.

Holy “God” Eggplant [eBay]