Will Pennsylvania’s Primary Matter?

Today, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton will square off in four states. Ohio, Texas and two pointless states vote today, holding some number of delegates. While many observers expected Pennsylvania’s primary to be the battleground on April 22, the election could end today somehow as well. I don’t really know how these things work.

Anyway, the Inquirer reports today on how women are having a problem deciding between Clinton and Obama and Mike Gravel. Apparently these women are having so many hysterical pregnancies they just want the voters of Texas and Ohio to decide for them today who should win the presidency.

The Daily News counters, of course, with how black people are deciding between Obama and Clinton; this one’s about black delegates who supported Clinton early but now are being yelled at to support Obama.

Jerry Mondesire says “the pressure is enormous” to support the Hawaiian ex-cokehead — he supports Clinton and whines that “it’s almost like you’re a traitor to the black cause in many camps if you don’t wave the Obama flag. It’s on black radio, in churches, on the street.” You may remember Jerry Mondesire from telling Donovan McNabb he was a traitor to his race because he matured as a quarterback, threw more and improved his completion percentage.

WALNUTS! McCain, who’s going to keep us in Iraq for 300 years and start 40 more wars, is expected to wrap up the Republican nomination today.

Black Clinton delegates face a dilemma [Daily News]
Clinton or Obama? Women struggle [Inquirer]

NBC 10 Puts New Spin On ‘Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’

A poll on NBC 10’s website:

Coming soon, the poll that will finally answer the question of which gender prefers Coke and which prefers Pepsi.

Macho Merlot? Company Markets Manly Wines [AP/NBC 10]