Andy Reid’s Son Sold Drugs To Your Son

Calling the Andy Reid household a “Drug Emporium” — he also later compared it to Carrefour — a judge yesterday sentenced Garrett and Britt Reid to 23 months in prison while blasting their upbringing. (Judge Steven T. O’Neill really should have gone with a Mountain Meadows massacre reference, but, hey.)

Reid’s son Garrett also smuggled 89 pills in his ass when he went into jail. And to make things better, Garrett was apparently selling drugs in North Philly. (This seems like just bad business. No way he makes as much money on the streets of North Philly than he could have made from rich kids in the suburbs.)

“I liked being the rich kid in that area,” the report quoted Reid as saying, apparently in reference to North Philadelphia. “I could go anyplace in the ‘hood. They all knew who I was. I liked being a drug dealer. . . . These kids were scared of me. I was even selling to their parents.”

Meanwhile, the Eagles and Cowboys play Sunday night and the jokes are just going to get even less clever.

Not Even Serious Injuries From A Car Accident Will Keep Her From Her Rightful 15 Minutes On NBC 10

Okay, so Action News is reporting police will arrest Britt Reid today on weapons charges stemming from a ridiculous series of unconnected events last week.

But it is only NBC 10 that bites down to the real meat of the story. The station has photographs of Louise Hartman, the woman Garrett Reid hit with his car after allegedly running a red light. It shows… ah… a person with bad teeth?

And if you were wondering why Louise Hartman hasn’t talked to the media yet, it’s not because of shyness:

Despite Ms. Hartman’s desire to cooperate with the numerous media requests for interviews, she remains physically unable to accommodate such requests.

Sweet. She’s going to end up with a book deal — I Was Hit By Andy Reid’s Son And All I Got Were These Lousy Stitches — I just know it.

Police to Arrest Britt Reid Today [6 ABC]
Woman In Crash With Reid’s Son To Issue Statement [NBC 10]