Meghan McCain Will Soon Have 2 More Published Books Than You Do

John McCain’s daughter, Meghan, was recently in Philadelphia stumping for dear old dad. She also stopped by McCain’s Bucks County headquarters and revealed her plan for literary world domination:

Meghan, who bears a striking resemblance to her mother, Cindy, recently authored a children’s book, “My Dad, John McCain,” and plans to write a satirical account of her campaign experiences after next month’s election.

She described the experience of watching her younger brother, Jimmy, deploy to Iraq two years ago as “a big motivator” to begin stumping with her father and to begin writing her blog.

Typical reaction, actually: Seeing a younger sibling go to war frequently causes the urge to blog. Seriously, go look it up. Anyway, I certainly cannot wait for her satirical account of the election. Ooh, maybe she can then write a couple episodes of Futurama like Al Gore’s daughter!

Meghan McCain stumps for dad [Bucks County Courier Times]

Horrible Monster To Invade Love Park

See the tentacled beast above? Fox will be bringing a replica of that monster to Love Park on Monday between 9 a.m. and 6 p.m. It’s 12 feet high and 12 feet wide, and the press release lets us know, “THERE’S NO ESCAPE FROM THE HOT TENTACLE ACTION!”

The beast’s name is Yivo, the antagonist in the new (incredibly disappointing, sadly) Futurama movie, which comes out on DVD Tuesday. Yeah, who knows. Don’t try to escape the hot tentacle action; it’s clearly impossible.