Store Employees Turn Away Free Money

As you may have heard by now, on Saturday Fusion on South Street got the best delivery ever: A five gallon drum of marjiuana — California marijuana at that! Not some cheap shwag. (I just had to look up “shwag” to see if it had a ‘c’ in it. It does not.)

6 ABC got a big ol’ exclusive report on Saturday about the marijuana delivery. You think this would get the people who work at Fusion in trouble for doing this, but — get this! — they called the police. It would be like if a free $90,000 showed up at your house and you decided to turn it into the police. And then — and then! — another giant barrel of MJ showed up at the place, from a different delivery company, and they called the cops again.

So, basically, that’s $180 grand down the drain, almost enough to buy a pair of jeans at Fusion. And all because… they wanted to get on TV? They think marijuana, a drug less dangerous than aspirin, is evil? They wanted to do their civic duty? To be honest, I have no idea. But I can think of several actions that would result in a net profit of thousands of dollars after getting randomly, anonymously shipped a bucket full o’ marijuana.

Then again, maybe there were three buckets of marijuana. Oh, that would be a devious plan indeed.

Buckets of Pot Mailed to Upscale Store [6 ABC]