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Nutter, Clinton Gaze Into Each Other’s Eyes

A very nice reader sent in a photo taken last night after the election. As you can tell from the shot, Hillary Clinton and Michael Nutter got married last night.

Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life

Photo via Brett Lieberman, Pennsyltucky Politics

Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody’s and Bump. What, no Uncle’s?)

When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody’s calling Chelsea unattractive now. “Chelsea, the gays love you,” shouted one gay person. “We love your highlights — you’re gorgeous baby!” said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, “Maybe they’re swingers.” Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.

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Are You Really Surprised?

Hey, look! There’s everyone’s favorite john and peeping tom, Bruce Barclay, with his good buddy, Karl Rove. Yes, that means there is only one degree of separation between Barclay and President George W. Bush.

As usual, since the sex scandal is of the homosexual variety, Bruce Barclay is a Republican. Jim McGreevey appears to be the exception, not the rule, I think.

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Obama Mystified By Tastykakes

I can only imagine the New York Times describing this with, “Whoa, man. Donut holes? What kind of crazy food do you eat in Pennsylvania?!”

[via Philly EDGE]

Guardian Angels Also Pop Stars

The new blog What the Hell, Philly? points us to the Inquirer’s article on the Guardian Angels… and the Abbey Road-esque photo by Ed Hille, reprinted above.

Although the Angels might not be able to stop all the attacks on the subway, at least they can encourage us to “Come Together.”

Retro fever hits the city: Guardian Angels, Abbey Road [What the Hell, Philly?]

Happy Easter!

On Good Friday, Camden Catholics performed the Stations of the Cross in the streets of Camden, which is pretty much what I picture Golgatha to be like, I guess. And, as you can see, a naked — or at least shirtless — made sure to watch the procession as it passed his house. Happy Easter!

‘Stations of Cross’ reaches out to residents [Courier-Post]
[Photo via C-P/Douglas Bovitt]

No Sex Toys At The 911 Call Center

After Bucks County 911 operators got an initial slap on the wrist for not answering the phone call of a woman dying in her bed, everyone had to wonder: What do you have to do to get fired from your 911 operator job?

Montgomery County was nice enough to answer that question for us; a worker there has been fired for a Christmas party where sex toys were exchanged as gag gifts. The horror, the horror!

While on duty, the supervisor and other dispatchers were reportedly exchanging gifts that included adult toys, alcohol, and racy pictures.

The party occurred at the district’s 911 dispatch center in Eagleville on December 22 and several call-takers are facing disciplinary action. “It’s incredibly poor judgment and it calls into question the public’s confidence in their public safety system and that’s appalling,” Montgomery County communications director John Corcoran said.

Yes, no parties anymore in the 911 dispatch center! And how dare consenting adults exchange sex toys with each other!

Pa. 911 Worker Fired After Risque Holiday Party [CBS 3]

The New Hottest Bar In The Area

Who knew the Philadelphia Park Casino was so much fun! I’m on my way to the Circle Bar, no doubt. Did you see how fast things can heat up there?

[via Philly EDGE]

There’s Something In The Corner

I can’t be sure, but I think the Philadelphia police department is never going to have trouble finding evidence, as they apparently always check each and every corner.