President Bush Impeached!

A group of people — Larry West among them, I’m sure — gathered together yesterday at the F.U. Church in Center City and impeached President Bush! Yaaaaay!

John Nichols, a writer for The Nation, said that President Bush has pretty much violated every amendment of the Constitution except for the 3rd and the 18th. Using a heretofore unknown provision of the very same Constitution, town hall meetings at Unitarian churches are valid impeachment proceedings and now a simple vote next week is all it will take to get Bush out of office. The group at the church also collected phone books for Dennis Kucinich to stand on so he can reach the podium when impeachment proceedings begin.

Once Bush is gone, new President Dick Cheney is expected to immediately have 75 percent of America detained as enemy combatants.

Town Hall Meeting to Impeach Bush Held in Center City [KYW 1060]