Fax Of The Day

Hey, kids, did you know fax machines still exist? Apparently, they do, and PW and the rest of this city’s newspapers destroy an entire forest a day by printing out received faxes. Here’s one that was on the top of the pile when I walked by a few minutes ago:

Hmm. Three stars and a 48-pt. font for a grocery store re-opening. (What I’m trying to say here is more font, bigger stars!) Unfortunately, this was at 10 a.m. this morning. We all missed it. Damn.

Your Lead Of The Year

In other news, we just lost power here at PW, and so my laptop is going to run out of power eventually. (Internet still works.) I’ll be moving locations and shall be back soon.

Update: OMG I just remembered the Obama office is above us. TERRORIST ATTACK BY JOHN MCCAIN!!!

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