Alleged Drug Dealing Pharmacist Could Possibly Win Mayor’s Race With His Current Popularity

The only war going worse than the one in Iraq continued yesterday, as two men in East Mount Airy were arrested for selling Xanax without a prescription.

The two men also sold codeine and percocets. Customers paid $50 for pancakes and syrup, i.e. Xanax and codeine. A narcotics captain said the case “erodes public confidence with pharmacists,” so I’m probably going to tell the girl at the counter at the CVS she sucks next time I pick up my Zyrtec.

The owner of the pharmacy where the alleged drug sales occured, Felix Enogwe, is out on bail. He left his employee in jail, of course. And in another predictable storyline, the pharmacy allegedly selling drugs was — get this — popular!

Some who worked near the pharmacy said Enogwe was a popular business owner on the strip.

William Shelton, 84, an employee of Blue Lagoon coin laundry next door to the Liberty, said Enogwe would pay him $50 per week just to empty his trash.

“He was helpful to a whole lotta people ’round here,” Shelton said while eating a french fry next to a washing machine.

But what kind of french fry? (Microwave, curly, fast food, what?) Why would you leave out these important details?

2 at pharmacy face drug counts [Daily News]