And You Thought You Were Free Of This

Ha ha, New Jersey has a primary coming up, too, and it’s not until the first Tuesday in June. Apparently the state only moved up its presidential primary, and other primaries — including U.S. Congressman Rob Andrews’s challenge of current U.S. Sen. Frank “Secaucus Junction” Lautenberg — aren’t for over a month away. This ad shows that Congressman Andrews specifically killed like 300 million Iraqis. I can’t wait for more of it!

Rudy To Be Jersey’s Next U.S. Senator

Rudy Giuliani may have lost his bid for the presidency when he forgot to campaign at all and forgot to win any primaries, but don’t count this young upstart kid out yet! GOP bigwigs in New Jersey are at least considering recruiting Rudy Giuliani to run for U.S. Senate!

The N.J. Republican party doesn’t have a good enough candidate to run against current Sen. Frank “Secaucus Junction” Lautenberg; apparently Rudy would be a good choice since he mighta won New Jersey on Tsunami Tuesday.

He’s expected to run on his platform of xenophobic cheesesteaks and a 9/11 every Tuesday.

GOP Chairman calls on Giuliani to enter U.S. Senate race vs. Lautenberg [PolitickerNJ.com]
9/11 To Run For Senate? [Wonkette]