Quickies: Bruce Spring Street

• Jesus, people: Just because it’s Christmas doesn’t mean you need to go all anti-Semitic on us. Alas. [Philly Future]

• This story about a dude whose car was taken for a joyride by an airport valet company was the lede story in the Daily News today. [DN]

• Headline: An answer to the question, “Do fish wear hats?” And a blog is born. [Crossing the Delaware]

• Scroll down for it: New Jersey might get its own “Born to Run” license plate, to be used on highways jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive. [Trenton Times]