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Coming Soon, Pregnant Sex Videos

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It’s nice to see the Inquirer has jumped right past regular porn and gone right into old man-and-woman porn in an attempt to drive traffic to the site. Geeze, and you think the Eagles cutting Jeremiah Trotter would have been what really drove people to Philly.com.

Sex in the later years | with video [Inquirer]

Contractor Arouses (Ha!) Suspicion By Arriving On Time

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A drywall contractor was working at the Chester County Book & Music Co., minding his own business, when suddenly an employee called the cops and had him arrested.

Okay, so he cut a wall between the storageroom and the bathroom so he could peep on women. But is that a crime? Oh, wait, it is. It kinda makes sense he was arrested, then.

NBC 10 reports that 35-year-old Chad A. Sprenkle was arrested on invastion of privacy and other charges stemming from the incident. (Sprenkle, by the way, is a great last name. I’m going to say i over and over: Sprenkle Sprenkle Sprenkle. Ahh.)

The report notes that Sprenkle was on the job for less than 24 hours and “an employee sensed something wasn’t right when he showed up before the open of businesses Tuesday.” A contractor showing up before business opens? Clearly, this man did not know how to cover his tracks very well. If he didn’t want to attract any attention, he really should have showed up five hours late. By a contractor on time? Definitely raises an eyebrow.

The TV station also talked with the man’s neighbors, naturally, and got this quote:

“He’s a family-oriented, hard-working construction guy, always going out with his kids, taking them hunting and fishing and all that stuff. Never even imagined that would ever happen,” said neighbor Greg Rosenberger.

Yeah! No man who takes his kids hunting and fishing could ever have a fetish.

Drywall Contractor Charged With Making Peepholes [NBC 10]

Blogicized: Now you’re playing with power

• In case you need to know how what’s hot on the ‘net right now, Phillyist has put together all the Nintendo- and Geek-related news you can shake a power glove at. No, really. [Phillyist]

• The Eagles have done it! Darnerien McCants will return! Start the parade down Broad Street! [For The Birds]

• Subhead on this article on the Phillies middle relief staff: “Why the Phillies will make all the wrong decisions with middle relief.” Now that’s a real Phillies fan talking. [Beerleaguer]

• April 1 in Philly: The Fetish Fair. [Livejournal Philadelphia]