Ivanka Trump Back On The Market

It’s been a while since I’ve written about fellow Class of 2004 Penn graduate Ivanka Trump, what with her rich boyfriend and all. (Why does she need a rich boyfriend? Shouldn’t she allow poor girls to do that?)

But, alas! Ivanka Trump and her boyfriend, NY real estate mogul Jared Kushner, have apparently broken up. New York opines:

But here’s our problem: They. Are. Too. Attractive. To. Break. Up. He is gorgeous, she’s a knockout. They’re both bajillionaires with Ivy League educations who are nine feet tall and thin. And they’re funny and charming, too. IF THEY CAN’T MAKE IT WORK IN THIS CITY, NOBODY CAN.

The good news: I get a lot of Google hits for Ivanka Trump, and I hadn’t written about her in a while. Phew. Naked nude xxx Ron Paul!!

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Sunder Relationship, Our Hearts [Daily Intel]