Family Values Killed By Stolen Guns

Hey, look, the people who voted against that gun bill in Harrisburg have equally horrible arguments for why they did so!

The bill also was opposed by state Rep. Paul Clymer, R-145, who said Pennsylvania already has enough regulations but lacks “family and traditional values.” (This is usually code for “I hate gays.” I’m really not sure how it fits here. –dmac.)

Geeze. I know that the Family Values Tour doesn’t exist anymore — or if it does, it’s off my radar, and I’m the center of the universe — but that’s hardly something to complain about. Erhm, I mean: Alas, he has to defend the citizen’s right to not have to report his gun lost or stolen.

Clymer is going to introduce a bill forcing citizens to report to the police whenever their traditional values go missing.

Lawmakers defend gun bill vote [Bucks County Courier Times]