Leftovers: It Ain’t Over ‘Til Stallone Has 5 More Houses

• At right, the official poster for Rocky Balboa, which was apparently designed by looking at the original Rocky poster and then chopping off an arm. Then they spent five seconds on the “It ain’t over ’til it’s over” tagline. Did I mention how totally 100-percent awesome this movie is going to be? [The Movie Blog via Phillyist]

• A group of women who got “instant” facelifts are unhappy with the results after high-pressure sales pitches by non-doctors. Gee, who knew this could go wrong? [NBC 10]

• The Sands — i.e. oh, you mean the casino I never go in? — is closing after 26 years, meaning that Atlantic City’s actual “Free Parking” is no more. Be sure to read the article, which features a heartbreaking interview with a woman who loves keno at the Sands so much her license plate is “ILUVKENO.” [Inquirer]

• In honor of the baseball playoffs, the Associated Press — well, their “Newz 4 Kidz” division, asap — is running old newsreels of World Series past. The first one is the Athletics’ Game 1 victory over the Cubs in 1929, and, whoo, just listen to that announcing. [NotYourMothersNews.com]