The Great Busty Blonde Search™ Nears Its Conclusion

A while back, Eulogy Belgian Tavern began a search for C-cup or better (we guess) blondes. Owner Mike Naessens was looking for a cover girl for the label of the bar’s new brew, Busty Blonde. (She’d also appear in print campaigns.)

Naessens alerted us this weekend that he and his expert group of Busty Blonde Experts™ (Note: We may have made this up) have selected three finalists. And you, the reader, can actually vote on which girl gets to be on the label! (We expect Thom Nickels to vote 3 million times.)

The three finalists… drumroll please…

We’ll withhold judgment who our personal favorite selection is — fair and balanced! — but you can email ebb@eulogybar.com and vote for which of the three you think should get to begin her modeling career as a modern-day American St. Pauli Girl.

God, we love America.

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There’s an article in Metro today (sadly, not online, but there’s a scan here) about Eulogy’s new beer, Busty Blonde.

The beeer is being brewed at the La Binchoise brewery in Belgium. The Metro article says Eulogy owner Mike Naessens hopes the beer brings over drinkers from traditional American beers.

One of the advantages of calling your new beer Busty Blonde is that you get to hold a model search for a busty blonde to appear on the label and in print campaigns. (Why didn’t I think of this last August!) Contestants for the Great Busty Blonde Search™ simply need to bring in a photo or email it to ebb@eulogybar.com.

What is Eulogy looking for in a beer spokeswoman? Naessens explains:

“We want to get a face out there that’s nice looking with an American and European connection,” Naessens says. “Same as the beer, with golden blonde hair, big busts or big shoulders. It’s a fun name and we wanted that fresh and innocent look that’s sexy and inviting.”

Yes, I’m sure they’ll be picking the girl with the big shoulders.

But don’t break out the bleach yet, though, women with large chests (or shoulders) and not-so-blonde hair! You’ll get your day in the sun (or, rather, time on the beer bottle):

“Hopefully someone [appropriate] will pop up,” said Naessens, 38. “If not, I’m going to have to drive around and if I see someone, I’ll plead with them to enter the contest. I’ll have to come up with something for the brunettes later on.”

An international coalition of redheads is planning a demonstration sometime next week.

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