Mexico Declares War On Emo

The above video appears to be some sort of declaration of war on emos in Mexico. Apparently in Mexico instead of sitting back and tolerating annoying subcultures, they destroy them to a bloody pulp.

According to Daniel Hernandez, who’s been covering the anti-emo riots on his blog Intersections, the violence began March 7, when an estimated 800 young people poured into the Mexican city of Queretaro’s main plaza “hunting” for emo kids to pummel. Then the following weekend similar violence occurred in Mexico City at the Glorieta de Insurgents, a central gathering space for emos. Hernandez also reports that several anti-emo riots have now also spread to various other Mexican cities.

Forget Canada. If Walnuts McCain wins the presidency, I’m moving to Mexico. And if you’re wondering, the emos are fighting back.

‘Metro’ Looking For Hip 17-Year-Old, Just-Dumped-By-His-Girlfriend Demographic

There’s an article about emo — the music and the fasion! — in today’s Metro. I really can’t improve on its unintentional comedy, so let’s just take a few choice bits:

If punk is riotous and rock is rebellious, then emo is raucous and romantic. Emo music, short for emotional, is a blend of melancholy lyrics over a post-punk beat — basically, mix the staccato screams of punk with morose musings, and you have some idea why bands like Fall Out Boy, Dashboard Confessional and Jimmy Eat World still top the charts.

Emo is androgynous.

Most notable are the excruciatingly tight jeans. Just as the punks have S&M straps and ravers have oversized phat pants, emo scenesters have diminutive denim. The look leaves nothing to the imagination, as guys often squeeze into girl’s jeans, usually sans underwear.

“Lots of girls think the look is sexy,” remarks [Ryan] Albanese.

Add a facial piercing, a button-up striped shirt several sizes too small over an ironic graphic tee, a wallet chain, horn-rimmed nerdy glasses, argyle socks, Converse All-Star Low Tops and you have bona-fide emo style. Of course, the looks are varied and individual, with the more creative types scouring thrift stores, and the more capitalist types spending money on brands such as Tripp and Salvage.

Hey, guys? You forgot blogs on Xanga, white belts and cutting yourself! Geeze.

Emo demo: Tight jeans and messy hair define this music-inspired look [Metro]
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