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Forwarded Message Of The Day

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Hey, are you a good enough actor to play a nude corpse? The Wire needs you!

———- Forwarded message ———-

From: [redacted]
Date: Jul 27, 2007 11:20 AM
Subject: [theatrealliance] HBO “THE WIRE” NEEDS NON UNION NUDE CORPSES
To: [redacted]

HBO THE WIRE NEEDS ASAP
FOR SAT. 7/28/07 NON UNION NUDE CORPSES

1 FEMALE 2 MALE- AGE 18-70
$125.00 FOR THE SHOT
PLEASE REPLY WITH A NON NUDE PHOTO, ALL CONTACT NUMBERS. MUST BE
AVAILABLE ALL DAY SAT 7/28/07
AND NO PROBLEM WITH PLAYING A NUDE CORPSE.

SHAMOSFISHER [at] GMAIL.COM
OR CALL 410-558-xxxx

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THE WIRE..PLEASE DO NOT REPLY-NEW FACES PLEASE

Hurry up and apply! And, remember, non-union; you’re SOL, Bob Brady.

Rick Santorum Continues To Ignore Constituents

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The following email forward is making the rounds with the subject “FW: Thanksgiving.” The original message is from Rick Santorum (pictured at right, with a Jew).

——– Original Message ——–

Subject: Responding to your message.
Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2006 22:35:59 -0500
From: SenatorSantorum @ santorum dot senate dot gov

Thank you for contacting me. As always, I appreciate hearing from you. As you may know, the United States Senate is currently in a period of transition. Accordingly, your concerns may be better met by contacting your new Senator, Bob Casey, Jr. You may call the Capitol Switchboard for Senator Casey’s contact information at 202-224-3121. I also recommend that you contact Senator Arlen Specter or your Representative in the House.

Thank you again for contacting me.

Sincerely,
Rick Santorum
United States Senate

If you act fast, you too can have this very own email from “Rick Santorum” delivered to your inbox. Simply contact Rick at SenatorSantorum@santorum.senate.gov and ask him for something!