There Is Nothing To Do In Tampa

Here’s a clip from a recent episode of Ellen, which is apparently a daytime version of Dancing with the Stars (only without any celebrities). The show set up a camera on a tripod outside of Topicana Field, allowing Ellen to make a horrible joke about orange juice. (Ha, ha, I hope she goes to Citizens Bank Park next to… make a withdrawal!)

Then it’s like a minute of people dancing “hilariously” with that horrible Pussycat Dolls song in the background and a laugh track strength not seen since the early days of Married with Children. And people watch this show, huh? Hmm.

Clinton Likes Breasts As Much As I Do

OH EM GEE Hillary Clinton is going to cure breast cancer! On Ellen!