He Has One Thing: Rick Santorum’s Family Is Cute-Ish

No, I’m not going to make fun of the little girl crying, hold your angry emails. What I would like to point out is:

• Although Rick Santorum homeschools his kids, he still dresses them like they’re in Catholic school. Nice.
• Rick Santorum’s daughter dresses her doll in the same outfit as her. No word on whether her doll attends Catholic school or not.
• Santorum has also apparently adopted Baby Fat Elijah Wood, who is trying to stare away the election results.
• Rick and his wife make a cute couple.

Man, don’t you just want to sit behind Rick and his family at church? It’d be so aww-worthy. As a senator from Pennsylvania, not so much.