What If They Held A Taxi Strike And Nobody Noticed?

Apparently, the two-day taxi stike ended in one-day, a stunning efficiency you normally don’t get out of your strikers. Usually two-day strikes last two days, at least. But by proving they can accomplish a two-day strike in just one day, the taxi drivers in Philadelphia have certainly proven the can be more efficient than anyone else.

Of course, the strike may have been cut short because nobody really noticed the cabs were striking. Cabs picked people up in Center City, limos covered the rest and nobody anywhere else takes cabs since they have a car or live along the EL or something. Erhm, I guess. Anyway, no more taxi strike!

According to every taxi driver in the city, the credit card machine is currently down.

Anyone listening? [Metro]