Quickies: Doing the neutron dance

• Oh, yes, SEPTA is jumping on the cute puppy bandwagon by hiring more bomb-sniffing doggies! The transit authority now has 10. And now they also have a neutron bomb… er, scanner. They have a neutron scanner. [Inky]

• In Levittown (of course), a father and 21-year-old son have been arrested for allegedly holding drinking parties. Oh, and the father is alleged to have sexually assaulted some underage girls. Ehhh… [Bucks County Courier Times]

• According to the Northeast Times, the Eddie Polec murder has inspired 911 improvements! Way to get one that one right away, guys. [Northeast Times]

• And at Penn, they have activists. Not rallying against the war, gay marriage, abortion, whatever. They’re rallying against student debt. Keep fighting the good fight, guys. [Daily Pennsylvanian]